i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
Can we please talk about this?
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone